me: how many words have i written
is it a million
is it TWO million
word counter: 409 words
me: LIES
(via laughing-llama)
me: goodnight moon :)
moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together
(via laughing-llama)
Oh, nonsense. This is nothing compared to the twig of ‘93.
When I was a kid I laughed at this, but now as an adult who works in the public, I can assure you people are exactly like this.
(via spongebobssquarepants)
(via spongebobssquarepants)
(via laughing-llama)
when ur homie’s lung collapses
is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)
Ur so right asfhkflshkms
😂
This was deadass cute though 😂
(via laughing-llama)
c2oh:
sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.
(via perks-of-being-chinese)